My Cookie Dealer Protein Pastries

20g Frosted Apple Pie Protein Pastry

Grandma’s pie. Gym numbers.

This is what happens when classic apple pie grows up and starts lifting. Soft, golden pastry wraps a warm spiced apple filling that tastes like it just came out of the oven, then gets finished with a smooth layer of sweet frosting because restraint was never the assignment. Every bite hits with cinnamon warmth, buttery dough, and that nostalgic apple pie payoff — except this one delivers 20g of protein and zero guilt. Dessert energy. Recovery stats.

Why it hits

• Flavor: Spiced apple pie with sweet frosting

• Protein: 20g per pastry

• Texture: Soft-baked, tender, and satisfying

• Best enjoyed: Slightly warmed for peak indulgence

Admit it — you deserve this pastry.

20g Frosted Strawberry Protein Pastry

Sweet. Soft. Slightly dangerous.

Bright, jammy strawberry filling tucked inside a soft, golden pastry and topped with a glossy frosting that knows exactly what it’s doing. It’s fruity without being fake, indulgent without being heavy, and hits that perfect balance between dessert and “I still care about my macros.” One bite and it feels like breakfast, dessert, and a cheat meal all shook hands.

Why it hits

• Flavor: Sweet strawberry with bakery-style frosting

• Protein: 20g per pastry

• Texture: Pillow-soft with a gooey center

• Best enjoyed: With coffee or straight out of the wrapper

Go ahead. You’re allowed.

20g Frosted Blueberry Protein Pastry

Blueberry. But make it bold.

This isn’t a polite little blueberry pastry. This one shows up loaded. Juicy blueberry filling bursts through a soft, tender pastry, finished with a sweet frosting that ties it all together like a final flex. It’s rich, fruity, and dangerously easy to finish in one sitting — all while delivering 20g of protein like it’s no big deal.

Why it hits

• Flavor: Juicy blueberry with smooth frosting

• Protein: 20g per pastry

• Texture: Soft with a jam-style bite

• Best enjoyed: Warmed or paired with cold milk

Don’t overthink it. Eat it.

20g Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae Protein Pastry

Dessert disguised as discipline.

Chocolate pastry, hot-fudge vibes, and a frosting finish that screams sundae energy without the spoon. This one leans fully into indulgence — rich cocoa flavor, gooey chocolate center, and just enough sweetness to feel illegal. Then it hits you with 20g of protein and suddenly you’re questioning everything you thought you knew about “eating clean.”

Why it hits

• Flavor: Chocolate fudge sundae

• Protein: 20g per pastry

• Texture: Soft, rich, and melt-in-your-mouth

• Best enjoyed: Slightly warmed for maximum decadence

Yes, this counts. Eat it anyway.

20g Frosted Cookies & Creme Protein Pastry

Cookies & creme never behaved anyway.

Crushed cookie flavor baked into a soft pastry, creamy filling inside, and frosting on top because subtlety isn’t part of the brand. Every bite tastes like dessert rebellion — creamy, chocolatey, and unapologetically indulgent — while still delivering 20g of protein. This is the pastry you eat when you want something fun but still want to win the day.

Why it hits

• Flavor: Cookies & creme with sweet frosting

• Protein: 20g per pastry

• Texture: Soft-baked with creamy notes

• Best enjoyed: Anytime cravings get loud

You know exactly what you’re doing.