{"product_id":"protein-pastries","title":"My Cookie Dealer Protein Pastries","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"248\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"248\"\u003e20g Frosted Apple Pie Protein Pastry\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"281\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"281\"\u003eGrandma’s pie. Gym numbers.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"283\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eThis is what happens when classic apple pie grows up and starts lifting. Soft, golden pastry wraps a warm spiced apple filling that tastes like it just came out of the oven, then gets finished with a smooth layer of sweet frosting because restraint was never the assignment. Every bite hits with cinnamon warmth, buttery dough, and that nostalgic apple pie payoff — except this one delivers \u003cstrong data-start=\"674\" data-end=\"692\"\u003e20g of protein\u003c\/strong\u003e and zero guilt. Dessert energy. Recovery stats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"757\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"757\"\u003eWhy it hits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"936\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"806\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"806\"\u003eFlavor: Spiced apple pie with sweet frosting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"834\"\u003eProtein: 20g per pastry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"882\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eTexture: Soft-baked, tender, and satisfying\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"936\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eBest enjoyed: Slightly warmed for peak indulgence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"938\" data-end=\"977\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"938\" data-end=\"977\"\u003eAdmit it — you deserve this pastry.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"982\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"984\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003e20g Frosted Strawberry Protein Pastry\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1066\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1066\"\u003eSweet. Soft. Slightly dangerous.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1068\" data-end=\"1432\"\u003eBright, jammy strawberry filling tucked inside a soft, golden pastry and topped with a glossy frosting that knows exactly what it’s doing. It’s fruity without being fake, indulgent without being heavy, and hits that perfect balance between dessert and “I still care about my macros.” One bite and it feels like breakfast, dessert, and a cheat meal all shook hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003eWhy it hits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1639\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eFlavor: Sweet strawberry with bakery-style frosting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1533\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1508\" data-end=\"1533\"\u003eProtein: 20g per pastry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1534\" data-end=\"1578\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1536\" data-end=\"1578\"\u003eTexture: Pillow-soft with a gooey center\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1579\" data-end=\"1639\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1639\"\u003eBest enjoyed: With coffee or straight out of the wrapper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1641\" data-end=\"1670\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1641\" data-end=\"1670\"\u003eGo ahead. You’re allowed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1672\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1720\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1680\" data-end=\"1720\"\u003e20g Frosted Blueberry Protein Pastry\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1722\" data-end=\"1754\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1722\" data-end=\"1754\"\u003eBlueberry. But make it bold.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1756\" data-end=\"2094\"\u003eThis isn’t a polite little blueberry pastry. This one shows up loaded. Juicy blueberry filling bursts through a soft, tender pastry, finished with a sweet frosting that ties it all together like a final flex. It’s rich, fruity, and dangerously easy to finish in one sitting — all while delivering \u003cstrong data-start=\"2053\" data-end=\"2071\"\u003e20g of protein\u003c\/strong\u003e like it’s no big deal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2096\" data-end=\"2111\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2096\" data-end=\"2111\"\u003eWhy it hits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2112\" data-end=\"2278\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2112\" data-end=\"2160\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2114\" data-end=\"2160\"\u003eFlavor: Juicy blueberry with smooth frosting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2161\" data-end=\"2188\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2163\" data-end=\"2188\"\u003eProtein: 20g per pastry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2189\" data-end=\"2228\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2191\" data-end=\"2228\"\u003eTexture: Soft with a jam-style bite\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2229\" data-end=\"2278\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2231\" data-end=\"2278\"\u003eBest enjoyed: Warmed or paired with cold milk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2280\" data-end=\"2311\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2280\" data-end=\"2311\"\u003eDon’t overthink it. Eat it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2313\" data-end=\"2316\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2318\" data-end=\"2368\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2321\" data-end=\"2368\"\u003e20g Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae Protein Pastry\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2370\" data-end=\"2406\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2370\" data-end=\"2406\"\u003eDessert disguised as discipline.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2408\" data-end=\"2762\"\u003eChocolate pastry, hot-fudge vibes, and a frosting finish that screams sundae energy without the spoon. This one leans fully into indulgence — rich cocoa flavor, gooey chocolate center, and just enough sweetness to feel illegal. Then it hits you with \u003cstrong data-start=\"2658\" data-end=\"2676\"\u003e20g of protein\u003c\/strong\u003e and suddenly you’re questioning everything you thought you knew about “eating clean.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2764\" data-end=\"2779\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2764\" data-end=\"2779\"\u003eWhy it hits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2780\" data-end=\"2946\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2780\" data-end=\"2814\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2782\" data-end=\"2814\"\u003eFlavor: Chocolate fudge sundae\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2815\" data-end=\"2842\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2817\" data-end=\"2842\"\u003eProtein: 20g per pastry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2843\" data-end=\"2890\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2845\" data-end=\"2890\"\u003eTexture: Soft, rich, and melt-in-your-mouth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2891\" data-end=\"2946\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2893\" data-end=\"2946\"\u003eBest enjoyed: Slightly warmed for maximum decadence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2948\" data-end=\"2984\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2948\" data-end=\"2984\"\u003eYes, this counts. Eat it anyway.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2986\" data-end=\"2989\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2991\" data-end=\"3040\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2994\" data-end=\"3040\"\u003e20g Frosted Cookies \u0026amp; Creme Protein Pastry\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3042\" data-end=\"3083\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3042\" data-end=\"3083\"\u003eCookies \u0026amp; creme never behaved anyway.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3085\" data-end=\"3442\"\u003eCrushed cookie flavor baked into a soft pastry, creamy filling inside, and frosting on top because subtlety isn’t part of the brand. Every bite tastes like dessert rebellion — creamy, chocolatey, and unapologetically indulgent — while still delivering \u003cstrong data-start=\"3337\" data-end=\"3355\"\u003e20g of protein\u003c\/strong\u003e. This is the pastry you eat when you want something fun but still want to win the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3444\" data-end=\"3459\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3444\" data-end=\"3459\"\u003eWhy it hits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3460\" data-end=\"3621\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3460\" data-end=\"3507\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3462\" data-end=\"3507\"\u003eFlavor: Cookies \u0026amp; creme with sweet frosting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3508\" data-end=\"3535\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3510\" data-end=\"3535\"\u003eProtein: 20g per pastry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3536\" data-end=\"3577\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3538\" data-end=\"3577\"\u003eTexture: Soft-baked with creamy notes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3578\" data-end=\"3621\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3580\" data-end=\"3621\"\u003eBest enjoyed: Anytime cravings get loud\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3623\" data-end=\"3662\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3623\" data-end=\"3662\"\u003eYou know exactly what you’re doing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Cookie Dealer","offers":[{"title":"Frosted Apple Pie","offer_id":42393248530526,"sku":"860013279363","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Frosted Strawberry","offer_id":42393248563294,"sku":"860013279370","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Frosted Blueberry","offer_id":42393248596062,"sku":"860013279394","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Hot Fudge Sundae","offer_id":42393248628830,"sku":"860014767807","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Frosted Cookies \u0026 Creme","offer_id":42393248661598,"sku":"860013279387","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/8382\/6270\/files\/1_ed5f4fd5-4169-44e7-8dcb-46c38b05f6c7.png?v=1768511039","url":"https:\/\/fitnessfaction.com\/products\/protein-pastries","provider":"Fitness Faction","version":"1.0","type":"link"}